So there's this dying fucker on Days of Our Lives who has some disease that's killing him slowly with no visible symptoms aside from being an annoying asshole.
He's been dying all year, milking his fucking sympathy card for far more than it's worth. At first he kept it a secret, and tried to get this other guy (his wife's former sweetheart) to agree to marry his wife after he's dead. This was awkward, to be sure.
Then, finally, Dying Asshole appeared to die in a car crash, and the former sweetheart and the wife did rekindle their romance and get married. And no sooner do they marry then Dying Asshole reveals he's still alive, but still dying. So he spoils the wedding so everyone can pity him some more. Selfish, selfish, selfish. Just fucking die, already. No one cares. If I were his loved one it would be all I could do not to just stab him.