Thank you, Ryan, for that comment that rubs it in.
But I am happy to report that Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney has been acquired. Stephanie found a GameStop location where, according to the website, they actually had "1-3" pre-owned copies. It was in the Crenshaw district, which is not our usual part of town. I called ahead and they confirmed that there was one copy left. When I got there, I discovered they actually had two--one with the original packaging, one without. I got the one with packaging, natch, and was pleasantly surprised to find that I even got a manual. It was twenty dollars, as I refused to buy a GameStop discount card.
They also had Lost in Blue (one new, one used with no packaging). But I just wasn't feeling it. I didn't want to buy more than one game today. Hopefully I won't regret passing that up.