I was notified today that I have been accepted into the CBS Writers Mentoring Program.
Also, sorry about that Kong review rant. Was that too crass and gross at the end, there? I am a little ashamed of it. Plus it doesn't make sense. Why am "I" getting aroused when Paul Clinton is servicing Peter Jackson? Stupid, right? Hopefully you did not lose my point, which is that Paul Clinton is a tool.
Anyway, the CBS news is very exciting. And by that I mean my news about CBS, not the thing Dan Rather used to do.