This is pretty great. The original Zelda commercial. And by great I mean equal parts embarrassing and insulting. The acting is especially painful. The way the "cool kid" raves about the game, it doesn't sound like he wants to play it so much as it sounds like he wants to rape it. And if the nerd already has the game, why bring it up by showing the newsletter? What I'm trying to say is, plot holes abound. Via Game Girl Advance.
Also, Gillette's five-bladed razor becomes a reality. That BoingBoing post has all the relevant links, but basically it's realizing parodies of gimmicky razors dating back to 1975. Most recently and specifically, it pays off the predictions of "Fuck Everything, We're Doing Five Blades," which was one of the last Onion pieces I found really especially funny. I love that they use the real Gillette CEO's name. That's attention to detail. Where are all the parodies of toothbrush gimmicks? I guess those would have to be more complicated than just adding increasing numbers of redundant blades.