Wednesday, July 20, 2005

Select All

The marquee at Rhino Records says "15% OFF ALL SELECT OLDIES."

Wow, all oldies?

No, just the ones we've selected.

Why not "15% OFF SELECT OLDIES"?

Because it's all the ones we've selected.

1 comment:

Zack said...

Maybe they're trying to say that it applies to all the select oldies you purchase? As opposed to 15% off any one select oldie.

I'm sorry. I'm just trying to give them the benefit of the doubt.