This idiot SAT student was walking around today with his extra-large basketball shorts carefully positioned so that the elastic waistband fell just below the bottom of his buttocks. Just low enough to expose the entire ass of his boxer shorts. He was constantly adjusting them, since without his ass to hold up the elastic, they gradually slipped down every time he moved. He would reach back and pull it up so it was nice and snug against the very edge of his ass.
What is he trying to prove? It’s insane. That’s not laid back, it’s way more difficult than just wearing the pants at near the right height. Can we agree that when it comes to low-hanging pants or pant-derived garments, that 50% down the ass is about as far as we should go? That the under-side of the curve, where your buttocks start tapering back toward your legs, is an area your pants should be covering?
This is so damn stupid, and the worst part is, at 25, I’m too old to say anything about it. I could make fun of this kid to his face and it would only encourage him to know that an old man like me thought he looked retarded. It would be like when our parents used to think it was hilarious to make fun of kids for wearing their baseball caps backwards, and we would laugh at how out of touch they were because it was such a non-issue.