Blast you, Havershaw! How dare you patronize me. I am not losing my nerve!
Kenny, I feel like you wrote these articles yourself and somehow managed to smuggle them onto Yahoo News. I love the bear one. It's *so* some Raineer Beer employee with a really good costume. The last line of the boobs article was odd. If there's anything I want to change, I'm sure I could change it myself. Really? To your breasts? I hope she continues to be happy with what she has, because I don't want to see the alternative, and neither does Mark Kulkis.
My favorite part of the beer bear article is:"Agents then used a large, humane trap to capture it for relocation, baiting the trap with the usual: doughnuts, honey and, in this case, two open cans of Rainier. That did the trick."Hell, that would have gotten me.
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