If you click on only one link from Lydia this summer, make it this one. Apparently Matt originally sent this around. What's the story with these? Where do they come from? I want to know more.
Also if anyone reading the essays neglected to go one level back on that website, you're missing out on this bizarre item. I can't quite endorse it as being "great," or even "good," but as a curiosity it's worth checking out. I expect that the inappropriateness of some of the sound effects will pain Zack even more than they do me.